today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween
- God: *creates the human butt*
- God: Oh they are gonna love this
we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.
THIS IS A PSA TO ALL NEW QUIDKIDS. PLEASE READ CAREFULLY.
also, heads-up: this post is very sweary
When you play quidditch, you get accustomed to people judging you mercilessly. Plenty of people will not even try to understand, and will make no effort to disguise their derision. You will hear…